You know. My best is just never enough.

I know, I screwed up.

Trying to do homework on your bed

Trying to do homework at your desk

Trying to do homework in the Kitchen.

Every attempt fails.

Real talk though. (Expectation)
Me: Babe, what would you do if you saw a guy flirt with me?
Him: I'd hold you close and kiss you in front of him.
(Reality)
Me: Babe, what would you do if you saw a guy flirt with me?
Him: I'D BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS.